Calm Down!!!

Hey, yall, I just renewed a bunch of the woodcuts in my Etsy shop! So you should go take a look at em.

Did you know I like drawing flying saucers

I still make art sometimes.

Last Final Fantasy monster woodcut! Haha I bet you thought I forgot about those, well yeah I kind of did a little. Anyway I wanna maybe dip-dye some t-shirts and print these on them.

Made another one!

I’m hopefully going out and getting a webcam? so maybe i’ll livestream carving the next one.

I wanna make some Final Fantasy themed woodcuts c:

As long as a bunch of people are reblogging that animorphs pic I figure I might as well post an actually decent picture of that raspberry tank top I made.

Raspberries are the most metal fruit, obvs.

Oh PS: I made a tank top!

Well, I’m getting it up and running a lot later than I intended to, but screw it, welcome to 

~*~CHRIS IS BROKE WEEK DAY THREE~*~

So, same deal as before! I’m giving away one of these things! And these things happen to be woodblock prints of a black widow spider! The most metal of all the spiders! They are 5”x8.5”, and if you would like one for free (No money! Not even shipping!) all you have to do is give this post a like or a reblog or even both (the more notes you generate = the more chances you have! but reblogging things multiple times is sort of annoying, jsyk) and you’ll be entered to win! You have 24 hours, that is until 8:30pm Sunday June 2nd EST to enter.

Oh, and please consider buying it from my Etsy if you happen to really like it, it’s $10 which is SO CHEAP! It is like the price of a very expensive sandwich, only it doesn’t disappear the first time you use it!

One last reminder that I’m still doing portrait commissions all week, too, because there’s a reason I’m calling it Chris Is Broke Week.

i made my mom a cute lil fish print to replace the one i made her last year, which was lost in a fire. i have to go print these like right this second, woops.

fish represent mothers, i dunno.